I really don’t understand this food at all.
Every other time, Mom and Dad put the food in my mouth and then I eat it. But with Little Noses Saline Spray/Drops, Mom sprays the milk into my nose and then it runs down my face into my mouth. Why are you doing this to me?
It tastes awful!!! Extra yucky! Blech! Don’t make me eat this again. I’d much rather chew on the edge of my blanket.
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Tagged: congestion, food, Little Noses Saline Spray/Drops, noses
The MAM Pearl Pacifier that Mom got for me last week looks really cool. And I’m getting pretty good at spitting it on to the floor.
The package says it’s for boys but I think they meant to say that it’s not pink. It also has “ultra soft silicone” even though the silicone on my good ol’ Nuk pacifier isn’t scratching me as much as Dad’s face.
And, it’s claims to be BPA-free. I’m just a baby, but I can see that there are lots of Bs and Ps all over this package. I just don’t understand grown-ups.
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Tagged: beards, BPA, dad, MAM Pearl Pacifier, mom, pacifiers, silicone
Big deal. I can speak, too. The problem is that no one understands what I’m saying.
Hmmm . . . This gives me some ideas. If I pretend to be in pain, then I get something delicious and some snuggle time. Yummy snuggle time!
I am endorsing the findings of this study. Based on my own research, Mom wakes up to hold me 99% of the time while Dad stays asleep. Sometimes I can wake Dad up, but I really have to be loud. But even when he stands up, he still looks like he’s asleep.
I think a lot of people like to read about really big babies. Here’s another one. Hi Axel!
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Tagged: Axel Laverne Dolton, babies, Babies: The Movie, big babies, China, crying, dad, language, Minnesota, mom, movies, news, pain, sleeping, snuggle time, sugar, waking
Oh, wow. It’s almost worth getting three painful shots in my legs to get a mouthful of Infant’s Tylenol Concentrated Drops. Mom gave me a thingy of it when we got home from the doctor’s office, and it was great! I’ve never had this sensation on my tongue before . . . what a rush!
I slept for a long time, and then I pretended to be crabby. Mom fell for it and gave me another squirt. Oh, yes. I could eat this stuff. Dad said this isn’t what cherries really taste like. That’s too bad for cherries because this tastes awesome.
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Tagged: dad, doctors, food, Infrant's Tylenol Concentrated Drops, mom, Tylenol, vaccinations
The best thing about visiting the doctor today was the wallpaper. It was my two favorite colors: black and white! Uncle Grant makes Grace say ‘Yippee’ when she sees black and white wallpaper, but I just keep to myself. He keeps talking about the Tiger Hawk. But this looks nothing like a tiger. Uncle Grant is so weird.
Then they stuck me with needles! Three of them! Ouch! This is the worst thing ever! Mom made a sad face when they poked me, but she didn’t stop them. Dad rubbed my tummy but he didn’t do anything either to make it better.
The doctor said that I got a pneumococcal conjugate, diphtheria, tetanus, acellular pertussis, rotavirus and some other things that I can’t imagine are any worse than have three giant needles jabbed in my legs.
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Tagged: dad, doctors, mom, needles, Uncle Grant, University of Iowa, vaccinations, wallpaper
This is the photo I’m going to use when I run for office. I think it makes me look like a guy who gets things done in a charismatic and thoughtful manner.
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That’s my right foot. I don’t know why Dad took a picture of it. While he was messing around with the camera, I was on the internet doing research about baby names. My name continues to get more popular! Here’s the latest charts from the Social Security Administration:
| Year of birth | Rank |
|---|---|
| 2008 | 126 |
| 2007 | 141 |
| 2006 | 160 |
| 2005 | 165 |
| 2004 | 164 |
| 2003 | 162 |
| 2002 | 165 |
| 2001 | 159 |
| 2000 | 164 |
| Note: Rank 1 is the most popular, rank 2 is the next most popular, and so forth. Name data are from Social Security card applications for births that occurred in the United States. | |
| Year of birth | Rank |
|---|---|
| 2008 | 208 |
| 2007 | 226 |
| 2006 | 235 |
| 2005 | 277 |
| 2004 | 378 |
| 2003 | 583 |
| Note: Rank 1 is the most popular, rank 2 is the next most popular, and so forth. Data are not shown for some of the years you specified because the name Maddox was not in the top 1000 names for those years. Name data are from Social Security card applications for births that occurred in the United States. | |
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Tagged: Maddox, Max, names, Social Security
i am max the baby
i am happy
i like the window
and the lights
gurgle gurgle
why are you
biting my toes
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Tagged: free verse, poetry
Iowa in the news! Four babies at once! One of them is a Max!
More Iowa in the news! This time, not so happy. I’m pretty healthy, right? Mom keeps counting my toes and says that I have ten. Should I have more toes?
Way to go Jeremiha! Maybe I can deliver baby someday. Or maybe I can just have Sea Monkeys.
I suppose if I was sleeping on my tummy, I would have a flat face. Back is best! Deformational plagiocephallic babies stand tall! Flatheads unite!
I think that we all knew that the babies on the covers of magazines were either dolls or airbrushed.
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Tagged: airbrushing, birth, deformational plagiocephalus, Iowa, magazines, multiple births, photography, Sea Monkeys, sleeping, toes
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